I knew the moment I decided to get a haircut and leave the disgus—err—distinguishingly long flavor savor that the folks here at Stand and Deliver might need to take a back seat to my unhealthy addiction to opening Pokémon cards. 

The bottom line is that I knew the community would rally around those long hairs protruding from my face follicles that conveniently store nutrients from soups and other liquid meals.

Stand and Deliver.  As if it was no task at all, they conquered all of the available normal content without me.

God, I miss them.